RYUKI

[ballies]

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[ballies]

It’s meant to be really good! At least, that was what all the review pages I found said.

[ … ]

I don’t know. It’s— really different. Of course I’m gonna be weirded out, living and existing like an actual human when that’s not how I was made. It’s like a mental and physical sensory overload.

[unsync]

How come we don't have a bottle of one then?

[ Ryuki who lets Tama decide any infinite number of things because she is the master of suggestions and reviews. ]

You can't just dial it back?

[ballies]

I didn’t have skin to consider before now.

[ wow. ]

You dial it back.

[unsync]

I meant for me...

[ With how quickly Tama name dropped Drunk Elephant, he has reason to suspect its been on her watch list for a while. ]

I'm always dialed back. It's why I dress comfortably.

[ballies]

You never expressed a ton of interest in skin care outside of “it works and it keeps me moisturised”.

[ sometimes a guy’s eyeball has to have hobbies. ]

I like how I dress… it’s cute.

[unsync]

I like having soft skin... it feels nice. I just don't have the time to do all of it all the time.

Your clothes are digital... do you not have pants?

[ Ma'am your default outfit. ]

[ballies]

You should take better care of it. You don’t want to look like a foot when you’re older, right?

[ frowns. ]

Well they’re not right now, Ryuki. See? [ toch sleeve. is material. ]

[unsync]

That's not really been an issue.

[ Sure, part of it is [redacted]. Part of it might be budget. But as long as this is all I have to work with, he looks young. ]

So, you don't have pants.

[ Basically. ]

You're going to get cold...

[ballies]

[ his eternally 23 years old ass. ]

Prevention is better than cure!

[ she looks down at her legs. ]

Maybe. But I don’t have a lot of options right now — the pajamas, sure, but I’d get too warm wearing that the whole time.

[unsync]

So you're just going to keep hanging around pantsless in front of everyone?

[ Wasn't it enough when it was just him? ]

[ballies]

I’m wearing pants.

[ panties. ]

It’s like the cute oversized top and short skirt look, right? [ it’s not. ]

[unsync]

Except you're lacking both the oversized top and the skirt.

I'd lend you my jacket but someone else has it right now...

[ So the only thing she can borrow is his sweater. He will not give her his pants. ]

[ballies]

It’s got a trail at the back, that kinda counts.

[ laser eye beams this immediately ]

Oooh, you’re being a gentleman this early on? Who’s borrowing it?

[unsync]

It doesn't count if it's party in the front and back.

A teen I met, the one named Nico... he said his clothes were being held hostage, or something like that.

[ballies]

The lack of pants has never been an issue so far.

Oh! Nico! I’ve met him... he really didn’t like his kigu. It’s so cute though?

[unsync]

It's cute! And I think he secretly likes it, it's just embarrassing to be seen by strangers in it.

[ballies]

It is! The ears look so cute… if he doesn’t want it, maybe I could have it.

[ pikatama. ]

He might hate my one as an exchange though…

It doesn’t really fit his colour palette though, I agree with that. He doesn’t give off a “bright yellow” kinda guy aura.

[unsync]

You could maybe do a trade... I don't think he'd want your jacket though, so you're going to have to come up with something else.

[ He'll support Nico being whatever he wants which includes uncharacteristic pikostumes. ]

[ballies]

I have my kigu, but it’s got a very female silhouette on it, so that might not be something a teen boy’s interested in wearing.

[ their baby gay. ]

[unsync]

Huh? What was yours of anyway?

[ballies]

A normal kigu, but with a sexy silhouette of Wonder Woman on the front. It’s kinda funny.

[unsync]

So you don't even get to be Wonder Woman? You just get her silhouette?

...

Is there even a non-sexy silhouette of Wonder Woman?

[ballies]

Ryuukkkiii… it’s the comedy of it. It’s a sexy silhouette on a huge, cosy kigu.

[unsync]

I don't get it.

That just makes it weird.

[ballies]

Where’s your sense of humour? It’s the least sexy outfit, but the silhouette’s sexy! The contrast is funny.