RYUKI

[ballies]

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[ballies]

I’m wearing pants.

[ panties. ]

It’s like the cute oversized top and short skirt look, right? [ it’s not. ]

[unsync]

Except you're lacking both the oversized top and the skirt.

I'd lend you my jacket but someone else has it right now...

[ So the only thing she can borrow is his sweater. He will not give her his pants. ]

[ballies]

It’s got a trail at the back, that kinda counts.

[ laser eye beams this immediately ]

Oooh, you’re being a gentleman this early on? Who’s borrowing it?

[unsync]

It doesn't count if it's party in the front and back.

A teen I met, the one named Nico... he said his clothes were being held hostage, or something like that.

[ballies]

The lack of pants has never been an issue so far.

Oh! Nico! I’ve met him... he really didn’t like his kigu. It’s so cute though?

[unsync]

It's cute! And I think he secretly likes it, it's just embarrassing to be seen by strangers in it.

[ballies]

It is! The ears look so cute… if he doesn’t want it, maybe I could have it.

[ pikatama. ]

He might hate my one as an exchange though…

It doesn’t really fit his colour palette though, I agree with that. He doesn’t give off a “bright yellow” kinda guy aura.

[unsync]

You could maybe do a trade... I don't think he'd want your jacket though, so you're going to have to come up with something else.

[ He'll support Nico being whatever he wants which includes uncharacteristic pikostumes. ]

[ballies]

I have my kigu, but it’s got a very female silhouette on it, so that might not be something a teen boy’s interested in wearing.

[ their baby gay. ]

[unsync]

Huh? What was yours of anyway?

[ballies]

A normal kigu, but with a sexy silhouette of Wonder Woman on the front. It’s kinda funny.

[unsync]

So you don't even get to be Wonder Woman? You just get her silhouette?

...

Is there even a non-sexy silhouette of Wonder Woman?

[ballies]

Ryuukkkiii… it’s the comedy of it. It’s a sexy silhouette on a huge, cosy kigu.

[unsync]

I don't get it.

That just makes it weird.

[ballies]

Where’s your sense of humour? It’s the least sexy outfit, but the silhouette’s sexy! The contrast is funny.

[unsync]

I think it'd be funnier if it was like, a sexy trash bag.

[ballies]

Kigus kinda are though. They’re pretty formless.

[unsync]

I wouldn't call them sexy though. Not that formless things can't be sexy but.

Then it'd just be a Halloween costume.

[ballies]

You’re the kinda guy who’d like a pic of a girl in a sexy corn outfit, aren’t you?

[unsync]

Why would anyone like that?

[ballies]

A guy in a sexy corn outfit…?

Stores sell them, so there must be a desire for them.

[unsync]

Even if they're any gender!

[ Because we don't stop at just the binary here. ]

[ballies]

[ anyone can rock or not rock a sexy corn outfit. it’s their right. ]

I think you’d look cute in a corn outfit. But like… literally a piece of corn.

[unsync]

Just... a single kernel? How come I can't be the whole corn?

[ballies]

Do you want to be the whole cob?

[ how did we get here lowe? ]