RYUKI

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I think it'd be funnier if it was like, a sexy trash bag.

[ballies]

Kigus kinda are though. They’re pretty formless.

[unsync]

I wouldn't call them sexy though. Not that formless things can't be sexy but.

Then it'd just be a Halloween costume.

[ballies]

You’re the kinda guy who’d like a pic of a girl in a sexy corn outfit, aren’t you?

[unsync]

Why would anyone like that?

[ballies]

A guy in a sexy corn outfit…?

Stores sell them, so there must be a desire for them.

[unsync]

Even if they're any gender!

[ Because we don't stop at just the binary here. ]

[ballies]

[ anyone can rock or not rock a sexy corn outfit. it’s their right. ]

I think you’d look cute in a corn outfit. But like… literally a piece of corn.

[unsync]

Just... a single kernel? How come I can't be the whole corn?

[ballies]

Do you want to be the whole cob?

[ how did we get here lowe? ]

[unsync]

[ You decided to play with Ryuki, this is what you get. ]

I'd be less wide as a whole cob... I could fit in doorways...

[ballies]

So, it’s the length not the thickness that does it for you then.

[unsync]

No, if I was too tall, I wouldn't fit in the doorway either.

[ballies]

[ ryuki you are the least fun. ]

You can be a little cob of corn then. Just an average guy.

[unsync]

[ Tama you already knew this. ]

Thanks...?

I think I should change into real clothes.

[ballies]

[ she’s wearing him down. (she’s not) ]

Awww.

[ she reaches out and tugs the hood of his kigu up, squishing it around his face. ]

You look so comfy and cute though. I don’t think appearance matters when we all have one outfit and weird hero themed kigus to wear and nothing else.

[unsync]

Stop it.

[ He says, not stopping her. His lot in life is to just deal with this. ]

It's just a little weird and bulky to walk around in... and I'm an adult now. It's fine for teenagers, but it's a little embarrassing for me.

[ballies]

[ she’s his favourite AI. ]

You look so cosy though. I’d wear it.

Although I guess we’ll need to hope there’s a clothing shop somewhere. We don’t even know how long we’re going to be here, and it’s not like you have a wardrobe of orange sweaters to pick from here.

[unsync]

[ She is. ]

You want it?

[ She can have it... ]

I wear other things than just orange sweaters!

[ballies]

I’ll take it if you’re just going to abandon it, sure.

[ two!!! cosy kigus for her. ]

… You do wear a lot of them though.

[unsync]

Okay, come by mine so I can change and you can take it.

I can't help it, I know what I like.

[ballies]

Alright then, what are we waiting for! [ her hero kigu!!! ]

If you didn’t look good in them, I’d cancel all your online orders.

[unsync]

Don't do that, it's how I get my clothes. And a lot of things.

[ Because he doesn't really have the time to go out to in-store... and Tama is fantastic for doing virtual projection, so why even try them on in-store anyways? ]

[ballies]

I know, but if they looked stupid on you I’d do you the favour and save you the embarrassment. [ she’s saying he looks good in orange! his lil orange sweaters…!

god forbid he has to do his own shopping though. ]

[unsync]

You know you're my partner and not my mom or my boss, right...?

[ Let him wear his ugly ass sweaters if he must... ]