ACE

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(pirate noises)

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I figured it was justified frustration at this place opening up right after— [ y’know. ]

So you moved it into the articles as well? Like those album reviews and the horoscopes. [ reigen’s horoscope hour? ]

[selfimmolation]

I did have a lot of that, too.

[ just. zen. he was so mad and now he has beach so he is letting it go. ]

Yeah. Reigen did most of those, honestly. He was kind of on a roll. I'm not even good at writing letters, so I didn't know what to say to a lot of those things. The horoscope was a lot of personal messages to people as best he could do it.

[ a beat ]

The album review was answering Danny being a shithead.

[ RUTHLESS ]

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I can imagine. [ there there. the beach is his now. ]

He did good, honestly. It was kinda surprising to see double the length of the regular paper, but it got information to everyone as best as possible. How did he swing that — just grab a computer and tell everyone the paper was going to be longer this week?

[ dfgkjdsgkhd. she just thunks her head on his shoulder. exhaustion. literally and in her emotions too. ]

Was he writing pissy letters or something?? And what was the letter from Gemini, that was so ominous from one perspective?

[selfimmolation]

Everyone could always write as much as they wanted, I think most people just... didn't want to. [ considering the Collection they had in the grave before that. well.

speaking of well. he is so Nyeh in emotions ]

... He was to Reigen. He was apologizing to me as Gemini, but we got that before we could text with you guys, back when he was still pretending... anyway, it published late. If you mean the one from Friday.

[ I Forgo To Redact It but it's truly the mood of ace writing that on like, saturday night and then me forgetting until it's published the week after ]

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It was nicer being able to text you guys, even just a little. I’m not mad I held off until we got to talk to you all directly.

[ oof. being a teen sounds so complicated ]

Yeah, that one. It was kinda surprising to read it but if that’s the context it makes sense. [ publishing delay. very funny. ] Nico didn’t seem to worried by it, so I figured it wasn’t something imminently dangerous.

[selfimmolation]

It was a lot better than the newspaper.

[ noooo don't talk about his weird angry messages with nico he's embarrassed... and grumbling ]

Kind of glad he died so I don't have to explain "sorry, publishing delay, but I kind of stand by the sentiment".

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[ she just




laughs. she is so tired. honestly i hope for a moment it looks like she’s just given up and started crying until it’s more obvious she’s still just given up but is laughing instead. ]

God, I hate this place so much.

And I mean. You still could but it might be kinda awkward.

[selfimmolation]

[ SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CRYING SO THERE'S JUST DISTRESS FOR A SECOND but it leaves the second she's laughing. he feels embarrassed and sheepish now ]

It's fine. I--let's talk about what you guys were up to.

[ he doesn't want to complain, and it's complicated to want to let the people more affected handle it, because ace doesn't really care about danny bussing him, he's just. mad on their behalf. ]

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[ stop being adorable this is funny. she just gives his arm another pat at the embarrassment. ]

I think you all probably saw the thick of it. Most people were fulfilling conditions and we were dealing with the aftermath.

I’m a bit behind on the latest book notes after this weekend, although I hear you guys actually found the book over there? Or what’s left of it with most of the pages gone. Other than that… I think we’ve mostly just been holding the fort until you guys could come back.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, I think Norma's got that right now.

[ just kind of exhausted and angy thinking about that book and the moon guy it's fine ]

I'll be glad to never see that handwriting again.

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[ nts ask norma about le book ]

No kidding. I’m sick of how smug it sounds. Some parts were straight up camp villain stuff.

[selfimmolation]

All of them were. We had a few more in the news building, and they weren't any better.

[ ace truly just my eyes are glazing over ]

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Is it just like some kind of terrible diary— like an asshole kid making fun of us.

[ …. ]

That chair idea is sounding better and better every time I think of it.

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It's got power or something...?

[ but ace starts to laugh and just feels like fond amusement at the chair thing ]

It does, doesn't it? I'd pay to see you do it.

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Even if it has power, it still makes me so mad.

[ this chair idea has been giving her such joy for so long now. ]

I'd do it entirely for free.

[selfimmolation]

I'll bring the chair to the fight for you, then.

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Nice, that's one less thing to worry about then.

[selfimmolation]

Probably should bring two, to make sure you've got a backup.

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If you want to hit him with a chair too, you can just say. I won’t judge. I’ll actively encourage.

[selfimmolation]

I want my fist to hit his face directly, if I've got a choice in it.

[ punch his fuckn teeth out ]

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[ hmmm. ]

Okay so… chair to the back, chair to stomach so he’s at a better angle, and then you punch him in the face?

[ why is she planning this ]

[selfimmolation]

[ because it makes him laugh probably ]

I think we've got a whole line of people, but sure, that can be part of the plan.

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Well, wherever we can fit them in. There is definitely going to be a queue for this, yeah.

[ …. ]

And there are definitely people who deserve a crack at this guy before I do.

[selfimmolation]

Are we calling dibs? Is that what's happening?

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Maybe.

[ … ]

If we do, do you think everyone will honour it?