ACE

[ballies]

(pirate noises)

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[selfimmolation]

... Yeah. But you'd want to know anyway?

[ballies]

I think so, yeah.

[selfimmolation]

... I guess I would, too.

[ he's quiet for a second until he turns and shows off this hoodie ]

Hey, look, I think I found one for you.

[ballies]

[ the smell of smoke after that tokyo drift swerve he just made. it works though, she’s immediately distracted by the cropped hoodie. ]

Oh!

[ ok fuck that is pretty funny. ] It is my burden to bear. [ tragic ]

[selfimmolation]

[ hm? what swerve? anyway he's snickering ]

Go try it on! [ ig she can change in public she doesn't care but polite society dictates boobs should not be out in public ]

[ballies]

[ bites.

anyway after he got all weird about chest freedom equality at trial, she will do him a solid and duck into a changing room to try this on. don’t say she never does anything nice for him. ]

Okay this is actually pretty comfy.

[selfimmolation]

[ it's literally because of manners is what's hilarious he was like oh no the woman who taught me manners would be so disappointed in me

that's why he's fine with her being practically naked all the time ]

Seriously? All the more reason to get it.

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[ you can be practically naked, but when the boobs are out AVERT THINE EYES. ]

I’ll get this one if you get one of those hoodies.

[ she’s determined to make him leave with clothing now. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ yea ]

Sure. [ that was easy??? he grabs the fire one because realistic skulls are actually too dramatic for his ass ] I'll keep one.

[ballies]

Huh. That was easy.

[ feed a guy and he’ll listen when you try and make him get clothes. who know. ]

[selfimmolation]

You didn't say I had to wear it.

[ nyehe, ]

[ballies]

It was implied!

[ don't nyehe her, excuse, ]

[selfimmolation]

I'll consider it.

[ he wont ]

[ballies]

It's like you think I won't leap out at you with it when you're least expecting it.

[selfimmolation]

You're really invested in this.

[ballies]

If you're gonna get an outfit, you might as well wear it.

[selfimmolation]

Technically, this is just a hoodie.

[ he just thinks her intensity is funny but he's not like. against wearing shirts. he just doesn't like to. ]

[ballies]

It's not like you have to zip it up and aggravate your closed-shirt allergy or anything.

[ it's a task... she wants those sweet, sweet points! ]

[selfimmolation]

Tell you what, I'll wear it Thursday.

[ that way he can die in a shirt ]

[ballies]

[ shut up zia. ]

If anything it'll be cosy if you get locked outside again.

[selfimmolation]

You were right there with me at the park.

[ballies]

I had blankets! [ and didn't fall in a lake. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ thrown in the lake, thank you. ]

For sleeping outside? [ don't say it like it's such a wild idea]

[ballies]

…

Yes, for sleeping outside, Ace. What if it got cold?

[selfimmolation]

I can't say that's a problem for me.

[ he's fire... ]