ACE

[ballies]

(pirate noises)

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[ you can be practically naked, but when the boobs are out AVERT THINE EYES. ]

I’ll get this one if you get one of those hoodies.

[ she’s determined to make him leave with clothing now. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ yea ]

Sure. [ that was easy??? he grabs the fire one because realistic skulls are actually too dramatic for his ass ] I'll keep one.

[ballies]

Huh. That was easy.

[ feed a guy and he’ll listen when you try and make him get clothes. who know. ]

[selfimmolation]

You didn't say I had to wear it.

[ nyehe, ]

[ballies]

It was implied!

[ don't nyehe her, excuse, ]

[selfimmolation]

I'll consider it.

[ he wont ]

[ballies]

It's like you think I won't leap out at you with it when you're least expecting it.

[selfimmolation]

You're really invested in this.

[ballies]

If you're gonna get an outfit, you might as well wear it.

[selfimmolation]

Technically, this is just a hoodie.

[ he just thinks her intensity is funny but he's not like. against wearing shirts. he just doesn't like to. ]

[ballies]

It's not like you have to zip it up and aggravate your closed-shirt allergy or anything.

[ it's a task... she wants those sweet, sweet points! ]

[selfimmolation]

Tell you what, I'll wear it Thursday.

[ that way he can die in a shirt ]

[ballies]

[ shut up zia. ]

If anything it'll be cosy if you get locked outside again.

[selfimmolation]

You were right there with me at the park.

[ballies]

I had blankets! [ and didn't fall in a lake. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ thrown in the lake, thank you. ]

For sleeping outside? [ don't say it like it's such a wild idea]

[ballies]

…

Yes, for sleeping outside, Ace. What if it got cold?

[selfimmolation]

I can't say that's a problem for me.

[ he's fire... ]

[ballies]

You literally have fire on tap.

[ rude ]

[selfimmolation]

That's true. Never needed a bunch of blankets to sleep outside before that, though.

[ i do not think he even owned more than two flimsy blankets as a child let's not go there ]

[ballies]

[ yeah don't. don't tell her that. ]

Guess you just run warm. Literally.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, but I kind of always have, even before the fruit.

[ballies]

Some people are just lucky, I guess...

[ im making it canon her hands are cold now. ]

[selfimmolation]

Is that what we're calling it?

[ballies]

[ puts a very cold hand on his neck ]