DANNY

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meme time

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[foreverphantom]

Me neither, before, but just think about it! Everything grows out of dirt. Everything.

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[ hm ]

It sure does. Well, almost everything. I don’t think you need to put your face in the dirt to appreciate it though.

[foreverphantom]

That's just what you think because you haven't done it before.

[ holds up a handful of dirt to her face! ]

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[ she fucking


shrieks ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he startles so bad and just throws the dirt up in the air like confetti ]

Wh-what?! What's wrong?!

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Don’t shove dirt in my face??

[ she is ducking under her own arms to avoid getting dirted even more. wow. ]

[foreverphantom]

Okay, okay, fine, I'm not doing it anymore!

What's the big deal, though? It's just a little dirt.

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Which you shoved in my face! No one likes having dirt shoved in their face!

[foreverphantom]

Okay, fine, sorry! The dirt's all gone anyway.

[ he's pouting about it a lil ]

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[ mrggrgrgrgr. ]

When did you uh… open your eyes to the wonders of dirt, anyway?

[foreverphantom]

A few hours ago. Why?

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[ nods slowly. ]

Hmm. Well… it could be worse, I guess. At least you’re not in love with Argalia or something. Just try and resist any urges to eat the dirt and you’ll be fine.

[ just… embarrassed probably ]

[foreverphantom]

In love with--why is that what you picked?

[ballies]

Because the love curse is weird and being in love with Argalia would be waaay more dangerous for your health than gently kissing the ground sometimes.

[foreverphantom]

Alright, one? I haven't kissed the ground. Two? Maybe I should, because dirt is great and it deserves it. And three? Don't go giving Argalia that much credit.

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Yet. And you are proving my point with your second one.

[ hm. ] So, in a fight between you and Argalia, my money should be on you?

[foreverphantom]

[ nods in complete confidence ] Absolutely.

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[ wow.

can't fault a teen for having confidence. better than the alternative, probably. ]

Okay, well. Don't go proving it to me or anything. We have a moon to fight.

[foreverphantom]

[ is it. ]

Trust me, if I were going to fight anyone right now, Argalia wouldn't even be top of list for me.

[ which is to say, yeah, he's not gonna do it, because he's not gonna fight anyone so close to our moon battle ]

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[ even if it’s bravado, fake it until you believe it daniel danson. ]

Well, yeah? Obviously we’re already securing spots in the queue to punch the moon. So, probably not a good time to agitate the guy who can stab you with shattered glass.

[foreverphantom]

[ it is not bravado even a little bit

he rolls his eyes ]

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[ honestly good for him but also wow don’t roll eyes like that. ]

I’m just saying.

[foreverphantom]

Well it's not like he can stab me if I'm intangible, is it?

[ yes, this of all things is what he is litigating here ]

[ballies]

Don’t you have limits on your powers though…? Like the rest of us do? What if he stabbed you when you’re not?

[foreverphantom]

I have enough time that I can get out of his range before it runs out.