DANNY

[ballies]

meme time

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[ballies]

[ new day, new tama. today she’s pressing the buttons multiple times on the sandwich vending machines, just to spice up her life and make a change. ]

[foreverphantom]

Pressing more buttons won't get you more sandwiches, you know.

[ballies]

It’s not the quantity — it’s how many I get, and how fast they refill.

[ push push push push push push push push ]

[foreverphantom]

So you're...trying to see when the machine runs out? If you can outpace it?

[ballies]

Everyone’s said it refills itself the second you take your eyes off it. So I’m trying to not take my eyes off it and see if I can beat it.

[foreverphantom]

...you want help speeding that up?

[ballies]

Yes.

It can't beat two of us, right?

[foreverphantom]

Well, we're about to find out.

[ gets around to the back of the vending machine and appears to do some fiddling with it...

resulting in sandwiches across all the slots randomly falling to the bottom ]

[ballies]

Whoa!

[ LOOK AT THEM GO. ]

[foreverphantom]

I can't see from back here, are any of them actually running out?

[ballies]

I’m kinda scared to move my eyes too far, in case they sudden refill.

It… looks like it’s going down though?

[foreverphantom]

Well, keep your eyes peeled, I'm gonna speed it up back here.

[ and he does! danny is now expelling TWICE as many sandwiches at a time as he was before!!! ]

[ballies]

[ shrIEK.

or rather, she does have to duck to avoid getting sandwich’d in the face. ]

…

Okay well now it just looks like nothing’s changing. Are they refilling them as fast as you’re expelling them??

[foreverphantom]

[ pushes himself TO THE LIMIT to absolutely start churning these sandwiches out at mach fuck ]

What about now?!

[ballies]

[ he is trying so hard and yet-- ]

It, uh.

Refilled itself.

[foreverphantom]

[ alright well fuck this then. he throws himself backwards, away from the vending machine, and onto his back, sprawled out on the floor, sweating a lil ]

Great. What a bust.

[ballies]

[ she picks up like three of the sandwiches and wanders over and just




drops them on his stomach. refuel, young man. ]

There's a trick to it, but I don't think we're worthy of knowing.

[foreverphantom]

[ frowns a little when the sandwiches hit his stomach. ]

That's stupid. It's not like we even need to know, but not being able to find out is just--

[ he throws one of the sandwiches at the machine ]

[ballies]

[ no!! danny!! your teenage fuel!!! ]

I know, right? The more you don’t know, the more you want to know and the cycle continues…

[foreverphantom]

[ huffs ] It's insulting.

[ballies]

Maybe we should just ask someone.

[foreverphantom]

Who? The penguins?

[ballies]

They mentioned leaders, didn’t they?

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, well, they're not exactly here right now.

[ballies]

Yes…. but they’ll probably show up at some point. If we’re still stumped, we could ask them.