DANNY

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meme time

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[ vroom vroom, danny. vroom vroom. ]

Have you crashed any of these before?

[ don't start with that, tama. ]

[foreverphantom]

You know, I was just thinking about that!

But no, I haven't. I've never driven a car, period.

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...

[ welp. ]

This is as good a time as ever to start then, right?

[foreverphantom]

To start driving a car, or crashing it?

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Hopefully the former? But the latter will probably happen, just try not to make it too bad.

[foreverphantom]

What qualifies as "too bad"?

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[ she holds both hands apart and then




claps them together with F O R C E ]

[foreverphantom]

That doesn't explain much, but okay.

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One hand’s a wall, the other is your car.

[foreverphantom]

Well, now you're just tempting me. I almost want to see if it'll really explode outwards like you showed.

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Normally that kind of thing flat out kills you. Just FYI.

[foreverphantom]

...normally I'd say "then it's a good thing I'm already dead," but I don't think I am anymore, here.

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[ looks at a conversation she’s having with someone else about how it would feel to know someone here and then find out they’re already dead and then danny just does this ]

— You’re what?

[foreverphantom]

[ lol. ]

...dead? Or at least halfway there.

But not anymore, I think.

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[ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

Want me to check your pulse?

[foreverphantom]

I already did, a few weeks ago. That's how I figured out I was back to being fully human. My pulse and temperature are...a lot higher than usual.

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Huh.

[ ... ]

So they can mess with time, space and the cycle of death and rebirth?

[foreverphantom]

Looks like it.

I guess it was the only way they could get rid of all my usual powers.

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Your usual powers... so you had some before you came here. Were they, like, powers of death or something?

[foreverphantom]

I...guess? I mean, it was...typical ghost stuff.

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"Typical ghost stuff".

[foreverphantom]

Yeah?

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Like...?

[ bro she doesn't know what that is ]

[foreverphantom]

You know. Flying, invisibility, intangibility, possession, ectoplasmic manipulation...the usual.

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None of those are “usual things” as far as I’m concerned, Danny. [ … ] The flying sounds nice though. I wouldn’t mind something like that here.

[ HER FEET HURT. ]