I've usually prefaced any discussion about what I am with "and I'm a government secret", so I think they'll be fine keeping it quiet.
[ this is why pewter is glorious and also gets himself in legal trouble. also i should not tag just before fleeing work after two hours of training because i don't understand words properly. ]
You have a perfectly smackable ass, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
[ awww. ]
C’mon, there’s plenty of things I want to do to you. It’s not like I can dish out hugs whenever I want when I’m back to projecting myself. [ … ] I mean, I could but it’s not the same.
[ Probably! They didn't give him an ass but in his defense, basically no man does in AITSF. It's so sad. ]
I guess it's the thought that counts... or you could use the VR? Couldn't you probably show up in my dreams or something since you're connected to my neural system anyway?
[ Not that anyone would probably want to show up in his dreams and he'd probably have to learn to be a lucid dreamer but. Throwback to Date's dream tutorial somnium that they never addressed again... surely Tama can also. ]
Maybe, but actually feeling the hug is nice. It’s not like I’m going to forget it, but there’s definitely going to be a difference. I definitely think I’d rather do all these things I want to do and have good memories of them, than not and wonder what it was like.
[ they really did and then never explained it again. then again the whole sequence started with aiba’s weird dance so i don’t know what anyone expected, least of all me. ]
Aw. Are you saying you want to dream about me, Ryuki?
[ He will continue to feel nothing about his ass. Also yeah but on the other hand, Aiba is always like that even in non-dreams. ]
Yeah, but I meant it because you know how people usually feel like things in a dream are real. More real than just standing there trying to imagine it, anyway.
[ she just giggles. she is absolutely going to keep doing thing and he will have no idea. schrodinger’s ass rating. ]
Between projection and popping up in your dreams, it’ll be like I never went back to my normal body. [ no. she is actually hugging him btw. enjoy. ] But… yeah. I’d be nice. I want to check in with people and be able to talk to them normally, not through you or leaving you stuck waiting for me to be done when I’m out of your socket.
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[ this is why pewter is glorious and also gets himself in legal trouble. also i should not tag just before fleeing work after two hours of training because i don't understand words properly. ]
... [ just big soulful eyes. ] Pleeeease?
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[ He still has doubts because of people like Nimona and Hanako who are very FUCK THE RULES kinds of people, but. He sighs. ]
Fine...
[ Turns around. ]
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[ she smacks his ass*
*not too hard ]
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Ow! [ It didn't hurt. ] What was that for?!
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I can’t remember the experience if I don’t have it, Ryuki.
[ … ]
Also I wanted to.
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[ Probably? Covering his ass like she's going to slap it again even though he's facing her now. ]
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[ bro she can’t elongate her arm around him and smack his ass that way. his cheeks (not face) are safe. ]
Anyway, I can’t do this when I’m back in your eye socket. And I can’t give hugs anymore, so I have to get them all in now.
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Why was slapping my butt something you wanted to do at any point!
[ It's a testament to how he is that he can still ask this after six years. ]
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[ awww. ]
C’mon, there’s plenty of things I want to do to you. It’s not like I can dish out hugs whenever I want when I’m back to projecting myself. [ … ] I mean, I could but it’s not the same.
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[ Probably! They didn't give him an ass but in his defense, basically no man does in AITSF. It's so sad. ]
I guess it's the thought that counts... or you could use the VR? Couldn't you probably show up in my dreams or something since you're connected to my neural system anyway?
[ Not that anyone would probably want to show up in his dreams and he'd probably have to learn to be a lucid dreamer but. Throwback to Date's dream tutorial somnium that they never addressed again... surely Tama can also. ]
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[ why is this the pep talk she’s giving? ]
Maybe, but actually feeling the hug is nice. It’s not like I’m going to forget it, but there’s definitely going to be a difference. I definitely think I’d rather do all these things I want to do and have good memories of them, than not and wonder what it was like.
[ they really did and then never explained it again. then again the whole sequence started with aiba’s weird dance so i don’t know what anyone expected, least of all me. ]
Aw. Are you saying you want to dream about me, Ryuki?
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[ He will continue to feel nothing about his ass. Also yeah but on the other hand, Aiba is always like that even in non-dreams. ]
Yeah, but I meant it because you know how people usually feel like things in a dream are real. More real than just standing there trying to imagine it, anyway.
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Then I will be confident about your ass for you.
It'd be interesting if I could. I means I could doooooo this whenever I want. [ get hugged nerd. ]
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[ Internally he is like stop talking about my ass. ]
I'd have to be asleep, but sure.
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Between projection and popping up in your dreams, it’ll be like I never went back to my normal body. [ no. she is actually hugging him btw. enjoy. ] But… yeah. I’d be nice. I want to check in with people and be able to talk to them normally, not through you or leaving you stuck waiting for me to be done when I’m out of your socket.