RYUKI

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[ballies]

[ looks at him ]

[unsync]

I don't. I wasn't that into Final Fantasia VII.

[ Me like thinks about what are the most iconic video game swords. I guess the Buster Sword is a classic go-to, even if knowing his stupid ass, he didn't play FF7. ]

[ballies]

[ he should have a buster sword as a treat ]

Maybe I should order you one for your birthday. It’s a Big Number, the next one. [ you baby faced 29 year old ]

[unsync]

[ He's a stupid 1996 baby he was too young for original FF7 and considering what happens in 2020... (It's the year the game starts off in so LIKE.) ]

Where am I supposed to put that?

[ballies]

On the wall in your shrine.

[ it’s fine he can take a gaming sabbatical and experience culture once aini is over. probably. also get therapy. ]



[ also why are they like this ]

[unsync]

I told you I don't have one...

[ He sighs. ]

[ballies]

You could make one! For your love of rpg swords.

[unsync]

I'm not that married to them.

Besides, I like shooting games too.

[ballies]

A man of many varied hobbies….

You should play some games more often. Take a day to nerd out or something.

[unsync]

I just... don't really feel like it, I guess...

Since you're not interested anyway.

[ballies]

If you wanted to play something, I’d play with you. I’d win, but—

[ hehe? ]

[unsync]

No Aimbot. It's not fun that way.

[ballies]

[ boo you whore ]

Fiiiiiiiiine.

I still think it’s a good incentive to get good though.

[unsync]

It's cheating! Of course I'm not going to win if you don't play on my level. Playing chess against the bot is no fun if I just put it to maximum CPU.

[ballies]

Is it cheating if I'm just making use of my natural resources to keep you on your toes...?

[unsync]

Yes, because any public lobby would ban you instantaneously if they thought AI or Aimbot was being used. Just tone it down a little.

[ballies]

I could get around a ban… they’d just think you were playing solo.

[ but that’s not the point!!! ]

[unsync]

I meant against me. We're playing against each other.

[ Be gentle.................. ]

[ballies]

You’re not in control of the lobby though… unless you’re saying you’d ban me?

[ gasp ]

[unsync]

If you keep headshotting me through the wall, I just might.

[ballies]

[ betrayal ]

Wha— learn to dodge then!!

[unsync]

You can't dodge an Aimbot! That's why they exist!

You make it so that I can dodge bullets in real life, Tama, my digital character has no chance!

[ballies]

That just sounds like quitter talk, Ryuki!

[unsync]

It's really not, Tama. It's like if a human fought a silverback. There's going to be one bloody mess and it's definitely not the gorilla.

You'd know if you played video games like a human...

[ballies]

Are you calling me a gorilla?

[ that is

so rude tagging

… There are games and things here. Maybe we should play them, so I can kick your ass without you accusing me of cheating or using auto-aim.