ACE

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(pirate noises)

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[selfimmolation]

[ sorry distracted by feeding this little buddy and cleaning up its poop while looking at it like its Precious ]

Sure. [ it is a sentiment he agrees with and then very rarely actually applies to himself hes so dumb ]

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[ while he’s distracted feeding this little buddy he can’t see tama giving him a ‘that’s what i thought you’d say pirate man’ look ]

[selfimmolation]

[ he can when he looks up and she is staring at him like that ]

... What?

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[ yeah ]

Just thinking about how you'd absolutely run off and try and do everything on your own...

[selfimmolation]

That's--

[ thinks about his entire life leading to this point ]

Uh...

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[ YEAH, ACE?




YEAH? ]

[selfimmolation]

I can't remember. [ USING HIS BRAIN SOUP TO HIS ADVANTAGE ]

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[ uh huh. ]

Nice dodge. [ she Knows she's not wrong. ]

[selfimmolation]

I got exploded, be nice to me.

[ the fact that he wouldn't use this as an excuse otherwise except to dodge a true accusation ]

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I'm always nice.

[ except for when she isn't. ] Maybe I'm just convinced you're avoiding admitting I'm right.

[selfimmolation]

See? That's being mean again.

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No, I'm being very nice. Give asking for help a try, I promise it's not so bad.

[selfimmolation]

I've asked for help before!

[ for other people ]

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[ squints ]

For yourself, or...?

[selfimmolation]

... Asking for help is asking for help.

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Ace...

[selfimmolation]

Like I keep track of something like that!

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Let people help you.

[selfimmolation]

I do!

[ he just.....doesn't ask...for it..... ]

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[ sir ]

Alright, let me rephrase that. Ask for help, sometimes.

[selfimmolation]

[ well she didn't specify for himself Again so ]

It's happened.

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You've asked someone for help before? [ ... ] Colour me surprised. Y'know those people who go "no, I got this" while they're like... up to their neck in trouble with no way out?

You have those vibes.

[selfimmolation]

I do not.

[ anyway it's memshare so have some very specific comic panels for hilarity ]





Motherfucker.

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[ this would be such a "yeah this is what I thought" moment if it wasn't actually really shitty to watch. she just looks kinda sad after that. ]



...

[selfimmolation]

[ sometimes you get publicly executed..........twice ]

... It's not like I turned them away after they said no to that.

[ is that better ]