ACE

[ballies]

(pirate noises)

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[selfimmolation]

What did you guys do?

[ YOU, PERSONALLY, ]

[ballies]

Hey, it was like this when I was made!

[ like every child from the 90s onwards. she inherited this mess. ]

Mostly capitalism and greed though. As always.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, sounds about right. [ as a pirate he is inherently greedy and has no reason to say this but it's fine capitalism is still bad because rich people are the worst ] Still, I'm surprised dumping stuff in the ocean didn't get you guys attacked.

[ not everyone has sea monsters ace ]

[ballies]

[ everyone everywhere except for dana’s iris’ canon: capitalism sucks ]

…? Attacked by what?

[selfimmolation]

...

I guess you guys don't have sea kings either, huh?

[ballies]

…


Yyyyyyou’re not talking about the ones in the P*kémon video games, are you?

[selfimmolation]

No.

[ in a very "i don't know what pokemon is and i dont want to ask" ]

[ballies]

[ mercy is taken ]

Then, no. No sea kings in our oceans. Just a lot of animals having to deal with all of our plastic.

[selfimmolation]

I guess our seas are a lot more dangerous than yours.

[ everything. everything is more dangerous, ace. ]

[ballies]

Among other things. [ (ace voice) you mean you didn’t get mauled by giant sea beasts? wow ] I’d say where I’m from is pretty safe, even if my perspective should be skewed.

Most of our “monsters” are just other people, honestly.

[selfimmolation]

Oh, we've got plenty of that, too.

[ballies]

Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me. Where there’s people, there’s good and there’s bad.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah... And the same applies here, too.

[ballies]

Well, yeah. There’s people here. Most of you suck.

[ there’s a laugh in her voice though. ] But it balances out with ones who don’t.

[selfimmolation]

Hey, hey. What do you mean, "most of you"? A guy could feel insulted by that!

[ballies]

Aw, does it feel better if I say “excluding present company”?

[selfimmolation]

Not when you sound like I'm twisting your arm about it!

[ballies]

[ pff. ] Please, as if that would persuade me.

Excluding present company. [ said firmly enough to not be a joke. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ saying it firmly is embarrassing... he laughs a little ]

Glad I don't make the "terrible" list. Would've made the dorm awkward.

[ballies]

[ suffer ]

Yeah, could you imagine? Poor Albedo.

[selfimmolation]

I think he deals with enough already.

[ballies]

He really does. Poor guy.

So, please get along with me. For Albedo’s sake.

[ the bullshittery. stop that. ]

[selfimmolation]

I think that's more up to you than it is me, Tama!

[ballies]

Hey, I get along with everyone.

[selfimmolation]

You sure about that?