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[ballies]

(pirate noises)

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[selfimmolation]

[ he's laughing ]

It's probably not actually that, but it can be if you want it to be.

[ballies]

Trust me, even if it’s not meant to be, someone will take it that way.

[selfimmolation]

Sounds creepy when you put it like that.

[ballies]

Now, now. Don't kink shame.

[selfimmolation]

I'm shaming.

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No one's tying you up with dorky little neck ties, it's fine.

[selfimmolation]

[ just laughing thank you ]

I'd hope not.

[ballies]

Lucky you that you never became a marine, huh?

[selfimmolation]

Gramps could hope, but it was never gonna happen.

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How long have you been a pirate, anyway?

[selfimmolation]

I set sail when I turned seventeen, so... a little over three years.

[ballies]

Three years...

[ hm. ] I don't really need to ask if you enjoy it.

[selfimmolation]

Of course I do. I'm not the kind of guy who does things he doesn't enjoy, you know.

[ballies]

Exactly why I'm not asking.

[ it's a simple way of looking at things though -- if you don't love it, don't do it. wow. ]