ACE

[ballies]

(pirate noises)

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[selfimmolation]

Too eager.

[ballies]

It’s literally in my profile.

[selfimmolation]

Oh, right, I should read those things.

[ pulls it up now ]

Huh. You're really open about interests.

[ballies]

[ looks down at her outfit. looks at up at him.




she’s literally dressed like a sexy cop without pants. ]

[selfimmolation]

Hey, I'm not the kind of man who judges a woman by her clothes.

[ he is a polite boy!!!! also women in one piece are always naked but they are not always bdsm ok ]

[ballies]

It comes in handy sometimes. Like when you need to tie someone’s hands together so they can’t use their superior team numbers to their advantage!

[ hehe? ]

[selfimmolation]

Hey, if you get fun out of it, be my guest. I'm not gonna complain.

[ballies]

It’s an art form in some places, y’know.

[ hmmmm. ]

I wonder if we’ll get a team base.

[selfimmolation]

They said we'd have new housing, so... maybe? Or maybe we just share rooms. It'd be weird to have entire bases just for four people.

[ imagine being given a warehouse for four people! crazy. ]

[ballies]

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As the only lady in this sausage fest, I want dibs on the bathroom.

[selfimmolation]

[ salutes ] Yes, ma'am. If we get one you can have it first.

[ballies]

[ i like that they've decided this with half their team missing. ]

Excellent. Maybe they'll be nice and give us one each though...

[selfimmolation]

[ they should agree it is polite for a lady to have it??? ]

A full bathroom each? That's kinda luxurious.

[ballies]

I think if they're kidnapping us and making us work as heroes, we deserve a bathroom each.

[ there is one in each hall. apparently. ]

[selfimmolation]

I don't think that's how kidnapping usually works, but I'd take it.

[ballies]

It is if they want favours from me!

[selfimmolation]

Think they're hoping the world in danger thing makes you want to go for it.

[ballies]

I can be very stubborn.

[selfimmolation]

So are you going to make demands about a bathroom to the "leads"?

[ballies]

As long as we get a bathroom, and I don't have to fight people for first use then we should be fine.

[ because she will. and she'll win. ]

[selfimmolation]

I'll be sure to let the other guys know.

[ballies]

[ ace gains two points. he will immediately lose them if he refuses to wear a shirt and coughs up blood when he's "fine". ]

[selfimmolation]

[ let him have points!!! ]

[ballies]

[ don't cough up blood and maybe he can keep some. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ note to self: cut off a limb instead ]