JOLYNE CUJOH

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w1, thursday

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so.....


what the heck?

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tell me the fuck about it

chiemi probs hates me
i visited a nightmare casino
and right now i am trying to get orange dayglo paint out of my goddamn hair

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hold on, rewind.

chiemi?

nightmare cas-- wait like the one here? do you have enough shampoo? does shampoo even get that stuff out...?

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no i think it was somewhere else
we had to drive a while
wasn't jade bamboo

and i dont know
maybe ill look like a cheeto for a while
im living in this bathtub until then

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hans said something about nevada when they got back. hung said you were all in the same place, but not together.

oh. yikes. hopefully it'll be out before you prune too badly. and you didn't say why chiemi hates you now.
did you wonderball her...?

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yeah some place called the wynn

and no i didnt wonderball her!!!!!!
why would i do that!?
its
i
really like her what the fuck
i have no clue why we've barely talked but
i feel like i really like her a lot?
ever since wednesday my stomach's like in knots over her

im really confused if im being honest right now tama

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oh... like win? someone thought they were being clever





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i am absolutely someone who believe in love at-- i guess not quite first sight? but
Jolyne... did.... did you get Wonderballed?

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[ well she would answer that first question but oh god. ]

did




i dont know did i

oh god please help me
this is the worst feeling
it's like i'm gonna be sick
all the time
oh god

WHO THE FUCK
IM GONNA SNAP

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wait wait wait, you feel sick?

did someone like… mess with your feelings
or

do you just have food poisoning

i have no idea if wonderballs can do either of those things but seeing as i have something that can apparently make someone throw a temper tantrum out of no where it wouldn’t surprise me

[floridas]

it literally happens every time i think about her
and i have a p strong stomach
so

no wonder she was pissed this morning

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oh

ohhhhhhhh

is it two way?

[floridas]

i have no idea how it works
didnt seem like it?????

havent had much time to think abt it
got stuck at the casino after txting her on her public post??

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but you’re convinced she hates you?
if it went both ways she might be mad about having her emotions messed with, and because she doesn’t know who did it, it’s easier to be mad at the person she was forced to like?

if that’s it, i doubt it’ll last. or i’d hope it wouldn’t.

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i rly hope it doesnt
im not a fan of this kinda thing
whatsoever

if someone was feelin a little matchmakery
i hope they aren't attached to their heads
or like
intact vertebrae
im gonna snap their neck

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can we settle for fighting them behind the konbini, grievous bodily injury is kind of a touchy subject right now i think


some of these wonderballs are kinda mean though. i wonder what their purpose is?

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I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeah seriously. mine seems kinda benign? it lets me summon an animal, but it's like. no bigger than a fuckin' duck.

maybe if i wanna cuddle a puppy or some shit.

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YOU COULD SUMMON A DUCK???

[floridas]

yea if i wanted to

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that’s so cool… mine have all been kinda mean? like forced to do this thing, have a tantrum, blah blah blah.

[ she wants to summon a duck… ]

[floridas]

i know it's like a competition and crap but come on ive already had my feelings fucked with once i dont want someone using a cheap toy to make it happen again.

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….. I do kinda think making Temenos obsessed with pasta was kinda funny though.

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THAT was funny yea im gonna make him some as a joke at some point. gotta wait for the right time.

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see, stuff like that? brilliant. i love that.